THE LINEUP

K so I'm taking a night off here on the app I think. OK THATS A LIE. bwahahwhahhwhahah

Here's the lineup:

C is a guitar player in ithaca who just vanished into thin air when I asked him if he does drugs or drinks. Mysteryyyyyyy man. he did this today and when I questioned his being a vampire, he was very offended.

M is a hottie prof who admitted his wrong name IMMEDIATELY bc of his students which sounds so legit because hes adorable and has been trying to chat me up for coffee since I got on this thing and he is adorable and probably a nice boy and I'm kinda excited. Can't lie. I think Im negotiating a thursday date.

I would say that are 5 more that I have lined up. I can't go thru it now tho. not in the mood. 

FUck this, I'm out. BLOGGER bitch needs a bed and the child upstairs is telling me done. DONE? baby it is 9:10pm. we are far so so very far from done. 


nighty night friends

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