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THE LINEUP

K so I'm taking a night off here on the app I think. OK THATS A LIE. bwahahwhahhwhahah Here's the lineup: C is a guitar player in ithaca who just vanished into thin air when I asked him if he does drugs or drinks. Mysteryyyyyyy man. he did this today and when I questioned his being a vampire, he was very offended. M is a hottie prof who admitted his wrong name IMMEDIATELY bc of his students which sounds so legit because hes adorable and has been trying to chat me up for coffee since I got on this thing and he is adorable and probably a nice boy and I'm kinda excited. Can't lie. I think Im negotiating a thursday date. I would say that are 5 more that I have lined up. I can't go thru it now tho. not in the mood.  FUck this, I'm out. BLOGGER bitch needs a bed and the child upstairs is telling me done. DONE? baby it is 9:10pm. we are far so so very far from done.  nighty night friends
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The Big D

Fuckin should have known the night was doomed when I did that enema way too close to game time and was still sitting there with the impulse to shit at 730, when the date is at 8. The date that imploded into nothing. Just disappeared. 3 weeks in the making. Hours of texting, getting to know someone who was half that person. Wrong name, wrong job location, right job, right kids, right location, wrong penis size who knows. I mean we vibed so hard via text. Funny bc I rarely feel that. How hard it is to keep a text convo flowing. But we did. And he told me he worked at Wegmans so I kept hounding him about the fucking corn muffin recipe which he kept evading my questions, but instead he works at a totally different place which means he just lies.. I remember trying to lie in 7th grade and it was hard. Must be a smart mother fucker to be able to remember all your lies, right?   You know and he fucking lied about being smart. He pretended to have a double major. Proudly stated bio and Psy...
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